Ridiculous Poison Rules...Geez..Pleaze

**NO.1 BADD KATT** · September 10th, 2003, 05:10 PM

This taken from Donna off of Metal Sludge.

Which makes me pissed cuz an incendent that happend backstage with Bobby Dall and I wanted to beat the shit out of him.
But that's another story...

Donna says:

I've heard these stories before, and it's nothing new. With the fight going down yesterday, I've since learned that Poison are upset at Vince's band, Jason Hook, Brent Fitz, Alan, for going after all the hot, young pussy and leaving Poison with the older chicks. They've been treating Vince's band rather bad and have been giving them the cold shoulder. It looks like Vince finally got sick of his band being treated like scrubs and took matters into his own hands. After all, Vince has been touring and getting pussy before Poison was even together, so he's not going to tolerate a lot of bullshit, even if he is fat and drunk.

Now you might be thinking, is this really true? Sadly, it is. This is why people laugh at these bands to begin with. Childish crap like this.

Let me explain this to all of you and why this sort of thing happens. Poison, and various other so called rock stars, are very jealous and controlling of their groupies, so to speak. If you're fucking a member of Poison, you're not supposed to fuck any other guy. It's ok for them to fuck whoever they want but if you're one of their 'girls' you can't do the same. Which is ridiculous because if they're allowed to fuck around, why can't you? Nobody has a commitment to anybody! It's a horrible double standard that is a caveman way of thinking. They want their chicks to remain loyal to them while they go out and do as they please. How pompous is that? I've heard TOO many girls bitch about this once they hooked up with a member of Poison and it now seems that Poison wanted to control all the pussy backstage. They wanted first pick and the leftovers go to the other bands, and if you disobey Poison and their Poison Police, then you'll be given a hard time. Even as a girl, I can't blame Jason, Brent, and Alan for going after hot chicks. Girls like hot guys, those guys are hot, and that's how it goes. Getting upset about girls hanging out with other band guys is a very petty and immature thing to worry about. If getting denied pussy every now and then because the younger guys on the tour are scoring is the worst thing that's going on in your life, then you have a charmed life. Quit being a baby and grow up!

Men and their egos, don't ya just love it? [img]smile.gif[/img]

There are even rules about this that the other bands are made aware of. It's known to all the bands the Poison's 'guests' are not to be talked to. Vince Neil and Skid Row were off limits to any 'guests' that Poison had, and if one of Poison's 'guests' went up to Vince Neil or Skid Row, they were removed from backstage. Poison 'guests' meaning chicks the band wanted to fuck! If you're a guy and you're invited backstage by Poison, or you are a fat chick, or anybody they didn't want to fuck, then you can talk to anybody you want. But if you're a cute girl, yer off limits! Yes, even in 2003, bands still have rules like this. 40 year old guys all paranoid about other bands trying to fuck their chicks. This is the #1 reason for most band feuds and breakups! Pussy. We girls have the power to break up bands and cause fights with a shake of our ass and a little cleavage. LOL

Now Vince is a drunk, and he is fat, and he can be an asshole, and he is abusive to women, but in this case I'm on his rolley poley side. I don't think a band like Poison should be trying to cock block every single person backstage because they want all the pussy. You're 40 year old millionaires. You've gotten plenty of ass in your time, and when you were the young band, you were out doing the same thing. They're no different than you were back in the day.

If Poison has some girl backstage that they want to get with, or have gotten with in the past, and she decides she'd like to deal on Jason Hook instead of listening to C.C. DeVille's annoying voice, should Jason go, "You know what, I can't. You fucked a guy in Poison. Please put your shirt back on and pull your pants up." Absolutely not! What guy would do that unless he was Rob Halford? Unless maybe it was somebody's fianc? or serious girlfriend, then that's a problem. But if it's a groupie, then there are no rules. Guys are dogs, they'll fuck anything. If the Poison guys get upset with anybody, it should be the girl, not the guy. If Jason Hook was with a chick and she suddenly wanted to get with Bret Michaels, would Bret go, "Sorry, you fucked Jason Hook. Please don't suck my dick." Heh, I really don't think so.

I just do not understand the Poison mentality, or other bands that think the same way. Actually, I I do understand, it's an ego trip, though it's not right. If I'm going to be with a guy and he says he doesn't want me to be with other people, then he better not be seeing anybody either. I don't care if you're a 'rock star' or not. I'm not a slave, I'll do what I want, and if a guy can't commit to me, I'm not committing to him. Sure, buy me some gifts, fly me to a show, but if you're going to actually think it's ok to fuck behind my back but I can't do the same, then you deserve to be played. But a lot of girls get stars in their eyes and think because so and so is in a famous band that they do anything they say. These guys get used to people kissing their ass, literally, and end up being totally self centered and greedy.

Who's one of the biggest pigs out there, as far as trying to hook up with chicks? Gene Simmons! Yet you never hear about Gene getting into fights with opening bands over girls, because he can't be bothered. If you want to fuck Gene, he'll fuck you, and if you don't, you don't. He's not out trying to prevent other people from getting laid. We all know he thinks very highly of himself and if you don't want to be with him, he looks at it like you're flawed and he moves on to the next girl. He's not out to try to tell girls who they can and can't be with. He doesn't care. And that's how it should be!

My message to Poison is this: if a chick fucks ya, be happy you're fucking her. Enjoy it at the time! If she comes to another show and decides she doesn't want to fuck you anymore but would rather do a gang bang with Skid Row and their road crew, be happy you got her first and go look for another girl. There are plenty of chicks backstage for everybody! If that doesn't work out, get a hooker. Works for Vince Neil.

**creeper2** · September 10th, 2003, 05:19 PM

"But a lot of girls get stars in their eyes and think because so and so is in a famous band that they do anything they say"

how true is that statement.
hell, you can even remove the 'famous' from that statement and %50 percent of the time it's still true.

**Gav Ruadh Hallion** · September 10th, 2003, 07:09 PM

Jesus Christ! How can people be so petty!
The Groupie rules are pretty sad. If I were in Vice's shoes I'd have laughed at the whole thing. Don't think I'd lower myself to fighting over groupies either! haha

**Carl I.** · September 10th, 2003, 07:33 PM

"Now you might be thinking, is this really true? Sadly, it is. This is why people laugh at these bands to begin with. Childish crap like this."

See, and here I was thinking people laughed at these bands because they suck. Silly me.